Mad Cow Patter

It's a simple enough question, but in a world obsessed with 24/7 accessibility, it's a tricky one to answer. No longer will it suff...

It's 11 o' clock on a humid, mid-August night and I'm having my first taste of Turkey. At 31 degrees it's pleasingly warm an...

I suppose this blog's title does apply to me, as far as updating my online ramblings go anyway. I temporarily abandoned Mad Cow Patter i...

I feel a bit guilty for neglecting my blog but I've been busying myself with a few practical tasks lately. There's nothing like an e...

A few lessons have been learned lately: If you feed metallic holographic wrapping paper through a shredding machine, it buggers the cutting...

This inabilty to post photos on here is becoming very frustrating. I wanted to insert the vintage swimming pool poster, 'Would patrons k...

It's official. This year I'll be donning my customised bra (there's a job for the 19th June), lacing up my Adidas trainers (kind...